The Omaha Network: We're All Gonna Die!

We're All Gonna Die!

Omaha @ 2010-02-05 08:32:02

Based on the predictions of the weather folk and the way people are stockpiling groceries--and the terrifying thing is that this being the south, people are probably stockpiling ammunition too--you'd think the end of days was upon us.

But, seriously, people. What the hell are you going to do with 6 gallons of milk, 27 loaves of bread, and 9 dozen eggs? It is snow, not a nuclear holocaust. Even IF you were snowbound for a month--which is how long those supplies should last--everything would spoil long before the time were up so... what is the point, other than to piss everyone else off and contribute to hysteria?

Bring it on, Mother Nature. I have two furnaces, a snow shovel and all the time in the world. What do you got? You got nothin'.

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